Dirtbike. Your road to becoming a professional dirtbiker.
Can find it here: http://www.freeonlinegames.com/game/dirt-bike.html
Dirtbike is a classic game where you have to drive over obstacles without horribly killing the rider. You use your arrow keys to brake and accelerate and also to make the rider tilt and change his body weight to make the bike rotate.
Chances are you’ve played a game like this before. Chances are you think its pretty easy. You are probably right. I think i’m just retarded.
There are around 14 stages (approx.) in this game, getting progressively harder as you complete more of them. These stages include very realistic looking materials, such as stone, tyres and the o’so common UFO.
Not sure about you but if i ever have to drive over a UFO with a dirtbike i’m pretty confident in my abilities. They call me UFO boy.
Another good quality in this game is how realistic the driving is. I’ve been offered countless professional contracts to be a dirtbike rider after people saw me on this game. So if you want to drive a dirtbike for a living, follow that link. Get out there.
The graphics are crazy, allowing you to clearly see the obstacles. However sometimes too clearly. As the levels are in 2’s (with one stage behind the next), you get confused to which level is which and sometimes crash out. This results in anger and bitter disappointment. What a bummer.
Also, the biker is a bit of a pushover. The slightest tap from any object will instantly knock him out; as you watch his limp body fall off his bike. Frustrating. I know who i don’t want on my side in a bar fight. I’m pretty sure Dora the Explorer could take him.
However, once you start playing this game, you get a strange need to finish it. So do not play this game if you have important deadlines, such as a wedding or seeing your first child being born, because seriously, you will not go. Seriously.
However if you are a hermit like me and never ever leave the house, this game is an amazing way to burn 30 minutes as well as hone your dirtbike skills.
Game on brother.