The Worlds Hardest Game. Nice and to the point.
Can be found here: http://armorgames.com/play/1043/the-worlds-hardest-game
If you know someone that is struggling to go into labour, make them play this game. That baby will come out running.
The Worlds Hardest Game is probably the worlds hardest game. I bet you didn’t expect that. The aim of this game is to move the little orange sqaure around the screen without hitting any of the moving blue dots. Sound easy? HELL NO.
These blue dots want to kill you like i wanted to kill the game designer when i’m 3 hours in and stuck on level 26/30. With around 8 billion deaths. I know, i’m a pro. Sometimes you will also have to pick up all the gold coins or you will not be able to finish the level even if you reach the green portion of the screen.
There are 30 different levels in this game, progressing is difficulty from 1-30. 1 being laid back and pretty damn easy and 30 making you very mentally unstable. NOTE: Do not play this game with people around/near you. Murder may occur. Especially if someone laughs at your ever so dismal attempts of beating the level.
The graphics are pretty simple in this game, so you recieve no ingame lag. If you do recieve lag in this game, it will make beating the game even harder so i advise that you close the browser window before you put your fist through the screen; Hulk style.
Even though the little blue blobs are innocent, you will hate them with a passion. It’s like birds-eye smurfs with no gauge on where they are going. And you’re just trying to get through without them hitting you. Freakin’ smurfs.
Lastly, you will want to play this game if you:
1) Want to get really angry.
2) Want to know what childbirth feels like as a male.
3) Increase the risk of heart failure in later life.
However if you are not worried about any of these disturbing side effects to this game, feel free to play it.
Just make sure you have no Smurf memorabilia in the room at the time.
Have fun in anger management.