Oh my god, what an awesome trailer.
Can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csTf2Z7xlQ0&ob=av3e
Kick start, with a badass man smoking after getting out his car. Obviously he is one of those guys that doesn’t like smoking indoors. Good man, i doubt he can do any wrong. Lets be honest. HUGE doorman lets people into lifts if they have a ticket. Or it seems if they have a knife. I was wronged, i mis-placed my trust in smoking man. Now i feel silly.
Lets jump. A huge high roller party, with men in suits and women in superhero gear; epic dance moves and a guy with a bottle of champagne. Nothing could make this party more epic. Then someone shoots the champagne. Some people are so against drinking it’s psychotic. He should really get a refund.
Breakdown the party into a fire-fight? Whoever made this party is a genius. Seriously, why have i never been to one like this? Leaping from the balcony and shooting different gang members, whilst being judged by the woman on the laptop, who is insanely involved in what she is doing; or people shooting guns around her is just her way of life. Badass woman.
If you started the shooting you should really take cover. Basic error; he needs to play more CoD. His friend willingly takes a bullet for him, and then precedes to stand up and also start shooting: What a boss. The shooting however did seem to ruin the party, as most of the guests are now dead; which in hindsight was a pretty likely outcome. My bad. Also, to further worsen my predictions, the smoking man is now smokng indoors. How wrong i was about him. Bad, bad smoking man. It harms your pregnancy. Someone should tell him.
Yet more violence. One mans face is being used as punch-o-meter; which based on what is about to happen, i wouldn’t really mind. The other lucky contestant was pretty psyched about being able to fly, however i think his nerves let him down. Maybe next time…or not. Someone obviously panicked as about 9 STAG planes show up, for a fight with around 10 people, ah well, better to be safe than sorry right?
Saints Row the Third: It’s a quiet life. Watch the trailer.
9/10 trailer. It actually makes me want to play the game!