N Game. This is how hard it is to be a real ninja.
Can be found here: http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/ngame.jsp
The aim of this 2D platform masterpiece is run your Ninja character around the screen; avoiding enemies and gaining enough time to complete each level. This is yet another game that will frustrate you to no end. I know, i’m good at picking them up.
There are LOADS of levels in N Game, from set levels that are still a pain to complete (for me), to player made levels bordering on the impossible. I’m not just saying that, some of these levels will make you cry. Blood. The first set of levels are a nice introduction to the game, from easy jumping to some mine dodging. Then you meet jumping with homing missiles. AH HELL NO!
Another addition to the N Game is the little gold specks on the map. These give you extra time in which you need to complete levels; which are sometimes necessary and sometimes not. If you’re like me and have no intention of becoming an N Game pro then i would advise getting the golden nuggets (not the cereal, come on..), as you take the hard levels REALLY slow.
I hope other people suck at this game as much as i do, otherwise i’m just blah-blahing about nothing..
The gameplay is pretty smooth, as well as having basic but sharp enough graphics. Enough to see your ninjas remains zoom across the screen countless times. Anger problem 1 : Me 0. This game can only end well.
For the sake of your sanity, i shall warn you about a few of the enemies who you will inevitably die against. 1 million times.
1) Little Floor Blobs: That is thier real name. If you step on the ground that is level with them they will zoom at you (i assume for some sort of aggressive hug). If they touch you, you get airbourne. Not cool.
2) Homing Missiles: No description needed. Run away and avoid being seen.
3) Laser Thing: If the crosshairs get close to you, move. This takes skill, therefore i cannot do it.
The others you can find out yourself; yes they even get harder.
Playing through this game is enjoyable, and also frustrating to the point of heart failure. I do reccommend playing it, however it will take you around 30 minutes to find out if you actually want to endanger yourself for the anger to come.
Rather you than me..