Another game for android.
Angry Birds. Lets go NoLife.
If there is anyone out there who hasn’t heard of Angry Birds…. Actually no, thats absurd.
Angry Birds is a game where you shoot birds out a catapult at green pigs. No really. The pigs are placed in increasingly tough locations on the map, and so your bird shooting abilities have to be up to the task.
As you progress through levels you get different birds with varying abilities. To start with you ‘fat red’ birds, which lets be honest are useless. These birds are like the fat kid in P.E. at high school; you just don’t want them on your team. However after these insanely powerful red birds come yellow (gets a speed boost to break extra objects); blue (splits into 3 little birds); white (lays a pretty powerful egg. That thing is overdue); black (blows up, too far angry birds, too far) and green (boomerangs back towards where you shot it from).
Some levels on this game will leave you laughing. Others will leave you shouting “This is impossible!”. Frankly this game gets under your skin more often than not, however you just can’t stop playing it. I think subliminal messages. Maybe i’m paranoid.
Whoever game up with the idea for this game also has to be reported to the RSPCA. Lets be honest, shooting birds into houses may be considered slightly disturbed. It also shows birds are not very good in a hostage situation. Their eggs are stolen; therfore resort to flying into pig houses. C’mon. Just call the national guard. or just shoot an Ostrich. Wow. Calling all modders..
There are at least 5 million levels in this game, which will keep you occupied for the rest of your life. Not to mention the expansions. If you’re retired and want something to do to pass the time; which isn’t knitting (i’m joking!), play Angry Birds. It will take up all your time.
Or put you in an early grave.
Game on i say.
NOTE: This game is not so practical in real life.